

My daughter just sneezed into my yawning mouth. Seemed really fucking pleased with herself. Joke's on her. She'll have to bury me someday.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) April 16, 2016
Happy birthday to my baby girl! Sad I lost my virginity. But thankful I have a daughter. — Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) December 16, 2015
Got totally messed up on probiotics last night and digested the fuck out of dinner.
Having a kid doesn't stop this party train. — Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 28, 2015
Nothing better than spending an entire morning staring into my baby daughter's eyes, whispering, "I can't do this". — Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 26, 2015
Blake, you're a lucky lady...Surprisingly easy to teach a baby to swipe right.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 16, 2015