The secrecy phase of pregnancy in many ways is the most fun, there's a nice bonding feeling between you and your partner when you two have the little foetus all to yourselves during those first few weeks. Of course, actually keeping that secret is another matter altogether especially when said foetus has kind of taken control of your body and is making you act pretty... well... pregnant. via GIPHY In our pub-obsessed culture, the not-drinking is usually the secretly pregnant woman's downfall. The eagle-eyed girls are always put on high alert the second they notice one among their number attempting a casual "I'm not drinking tonight.." refrain. 15 Ways to Spot a Secretly Pregnant Woman: 1. When on a night out, she's always "driving" or "hungover" or "driving" because she's "hungover". Or she just avoids going out altogether. via GIPHY 2. She gets a chicken fillet roll for lunch then puts salt 'n' vinegar crisps in it. via GIPHY 3. She's not drinking because she's on really strong painkillers because she's got a "toothache" (aka a foetus). via GIPHY 4. She's asleep. via GIPHY 5. She suddenly wearing a lot of elasticated pants. via GIPHY 6. She orders her steak well done. via GIPHY 7. She abruptly abandons all interest in exercise in favour of sleeping and eating. via GIPHY 8. She's asleep again. via GIPHY 9. She really REALLY angry. via GIPHY 10. She's crying. via GIPHY 11. She's asleep. via GIPHY 12. She has got debilitating wind. via GIPHY 13. She looks amazing. via GIPHY 14. She looks horrific. via GIPHY 15. She wants a pop tart. via GIPHY Were you rumbled by your friends when you were secretly pregnant? What gave the game away? Tell us in the comments...