Before you get all worried that I shouldn’t be allowed to poke fun at north side baby names, let me say this:
- My dad is a North sider and my mam is a Southsider. Therefore, I am of mixed heritage and am totally qualified to write this.
- My name is Sharyn. SHARDEN. Like, Sharon Curley from The Snapper. I have the Dublinest of Dublin names and have been slagged off forever.
- I will get to the southside, oh believe me, I will.
Here are my favourite North Side Dublin Baby Boy Names And Their (Totally Made Up) Meanings:
1. ANTO
Pronounced: Antho
Definition: He who will eat Chipstick sambos for dinner
2. BRENNO
Pronounced: Brennnnnnnnn-Oh
Definition: He whose first name nobody can remember
3. CULLY
Pronounced: Cullee
Definition: He whose smile will distract a thousand shopkeepers
4. DEANO
Pronounced: Deen-oh.. Deen-oh.. Deen.. Oh!
Definition: He whose appearance will forever be marked by chanting
5. EOINY LAD
Pronounced: Oh-Win.
Definition: He who should have an endorsement deal for Adidas
6. FLYNNER
Pronounced: Fflynner
Definition: He who will lead the singing on Hill 16.
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