Please GOD no!
Picture the scene…
There you are, getting all glammed up for a night out.
The makeup is all over your bed, The Spice Girls are absolutely blarring and all is right in the world.
You go to stick on those pesky fake lashes…
All of a sudden you realise that you have accidentally confused a DEAD FUCKING FLY for a strip lash.
Yep, you’ve glued the corspe of a blue bottle to your eyelid.
Violent.
This is a tale that one woman recently lived through, and I am so sorry for her.
Text from mum – having trouble sticking lashes on without her glasses.. turns out she was trying to glue a dead fly to her eyelid. I'm out. pic.twitter.com/2vNpcW5l5n
— Molly Robbins (@MCreativeCakes) July 29, 2017
Twitter user (and famous baker) Molly Robbins recently tweeted a picture her mum sent her.
She captioned the picture:
“Text from mum – having trouble sticking lashes on without her glasses.. turns out she was trying to glue a dead fly to her eyelid. I’m out.”
Nope. I’d never sleep comfortably again tbh.
Twitter reacted accordingly:
— . (@daniellenovel) July 30, 2017
When your lashes are looking QUITE LITERALLY fly! 😂😂😂 We can't quite believe this! 😲🙈 #flylash
— Eylure (@EylureOfficial) August 3, 2017
Nope. Bye.
