You know the way glitter is already the bane of every parent’s existence?…
Well now you can have it farted on you by a troll, and not just any troll, a naked troll.
Yes, Universal Studios have made a new addition to its cast of characters and it’s one straight out of every parent’s nightmares.
Universal’s newest star! ⭐️ pic.twitter.com/lWSjFfloTG
— Universally_Driven (@UniversalDriven) February 3, 2019
Guy Diamond is part of a Trolls meet-and-greet, complete with his famous glitter fart.
I know what you’re thinking ‘why though’?
I honestly can’t imagine being less excited about spending thousands to visit Orlando just to have glitter farted on me by a giant nude troll.
Keep that bum away from me!
I’ve recently become acquainted with all the troll characters due to the fact that my toddler is currently obsessed with their Netflix show.
There’s been loads of articles calling out Peppa Pig but Guy Diamond is just as bad as an example.
All he does is encourage kids to throw glitter around the place because it’s a great way of getting the party started. No Guy it’s a great way of getting on mammy’s last nerve.
Imagine getting a BFA in musical theatre to fart glitter https://t.co/mMAQABDs0A
— em (@emily_muench) February 3, 2019
I was at one point thinking about doing a family holiday to Universal Studios but not anymore.
I know full well my daughter would be the first one in the queue to see this gassy behemoth and muggings would be right there beside her.
Nothing gets out glitter, nothing!
