You can now get a giant glitter swan pool float that fits the whole family
Where would ye be goin'?
There are a couple of things this summer has been lacking.
One of those things is an adequate number of outdoors-based drinks. Another one is a decent amount of sun that isn't immediately followed by rain.
And another one is a giant glitter swan pool float that comfortably fits six people.
Everybody needs one, after all.
The pool float in question is a 'six person inflatable party island' and includes glitter, a crown, a place to store your delicious beverages, and a lot of room to sit around and do sweet fuck all.
The 'Sunny Swan Island' can be used on water, on land, and on anything in between, probably, as its sturdy exterior and comfortable interior means that it's unlikely to blow away in the wind, or cause any lasting damage to your health.
We really don't recommend taking it out for a spin on the canal though.
Can't imagine any actual swans being all that delighted by its presence.
The giant pool float swan is currently for sale on a US website called Sam's Club - and even though we'd do almost anything to be inside of one right now, they unfortunately don't appear to deliver to Ireland.
Like most fun things we find online, tbh.
Still though, we can dream, can't we?
(And if not, Lidl and Aldi are always dropping fun inflatables. Be grand.)