Grim.
Being a mum is hard.
You’re busy, you’ve got a load of sh*t to do, you can’t be examining every single label of food you give your children because you just don’t have the time.
Difficult enough, like.
And who can blame them either? At the end of the day as long as you’re giving your children enough to eat and as long as that food has all the nutrients they need, who are we to judge?
Even if the food in question is penis shaped.
Especially then… because that’s what happened to one mum named Rebecca Brett when she went down the market to get her kids something to eat.
On Facebook, she said that her three-year-old daughter was “begging” her for some smiley face pasta.
So, she did what any mum would do and bought her the pasta… except it wasn’t smiley face shaped at all.
It was penis shaped.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Bless them.
Rebecca wrote:
“Okay so the Mum of the Year award most definitely does not go to me today.
“Wandered down to the market and Ava begged me for some “smiley face” pasta she saw. So I bought it, cooked it for the girls for lunch today.
“Thought it looked a bit odd, re-looked at the bag and IT’S ONLY BLOODY PENIS PASTA. How could I not even realise even while cooking it?! So my 3 year old and 7 month old are currently sat eating a bowl of dicks for their lunch. Life.”
Beautiful.
Just beautiful.
Rebecca was then forced to defend her parenting after her post went viral.
She said she had been receiving messages from people asking why she was just giving her children plain pasta for lunch.
She explained that her children are very fussy and that they “obviously have more than just pasta.”
Thanks for clearing that up anyway.
