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20th Dec 2016

Our Amazingly Fantastic Compilation Of EVERYTHING Wine Related (Including a Theme Park)

Amanda Cassidy

If ever there were two things that would be near impossible to improve upon, it would be wine and chocolate.

But what if you mixed both?

I want to live in that world, I hear you say. Well now you can.

You can also live in a world of wine flavoured lip gloss, wine scented toilet paper, wine booze pops, a wine ice-cream and a wine theme park!

I am not even joking, guys. All these things exist and we have spent the year writing about them (among other things, of course)

So hang onto your Pinot Noir and check out our list of all things grape related:

1. Red Wine Chocolate

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Behold: The rosé wine chocolate bar. That is all. Check out our full story on Rose Wine Chocolate here.

2. A Wine Theme Park

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Passport, check. Suitcase, check. Functioning liver, check. Grab your friends and lets get the next flight. An actual wine theme park has opened in France. Introducing The City of Wine which is situated on the banks of the Garonne River in Bordeaux. You need to read this to believe it. Check out our take on the story here.

3. Wine lip gloss

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It makes total sense to us. See what, where, why and who here.

4. Red Wine Hot Chocolate

Christmas hot chocolate with mini marshmellows.

A match made in Heaven. What could be better than mixing your two favourite things in the world into one yummy cup of deliciousness. We have the actual recipe here. Check it out IMMEDIATELY.

5. An Entire Wine Fountain.

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Ha, you will scoff…..Never.

Well, fantastic news guys, this actually exists and life will never be the same again. This little miracle is situated in Italy and we had the most fun writing about it here.

6. Wine Slushies

Yet another reason to love booze. Frozen Wine. Think frozen Sav Blanc. Think all sorts of icy deliciousness perfect for a summers day….or today.

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This article was shared almost half a million times so you are in very good company. Check out why our wine slushies recipe went viral.

7. Wine Pasta

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Julia Child famously used to say, “I enjoy cooking with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food I’m cooking!”And with this dish, you can really enjoy a little of both. And everything.

Say hello to your new favourite spaghetti dish here.

8. Ice-cream wine

Are you ready for a treat so good you will want to weep? Here are our current three wine ice cream obsessions: Strawberry port cheesecake ice-cream, red wine and cocoa ice-cream and raspberry zinfandel sorbet.

Check out all the boozy loveliness here.

9. Toilet paper a la mulled wine

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I promised you wine loo roll and here it is. Tesco have now come up with a whole new way of adding some festive cheer to your life. Check this out if you don’t believe us!

10. Red Wine Brownies

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Gooey yumminess! We are telling you to pour wine into your cake batter and once you do, believe us, you will never look back.

Our lives are now finally complete.

If we missed anything wine related please fill us in! Mail us Amanda.Cassidy@HerFamily.ie