Brilliant.
If you have kids, than you know how creative they can get when it comes to telling white lies.
From one kid once seeing a flying car nearly knock down his dad to another finding a real wand in their back garden that ACTUALLY cast spells… over the weekend, people were having a serious laugh reminiscing on the funniest things their kids (and the kids at school when they were young) have ever told and some of them are genius.
Feel free to join in – it’s seriously relatable!
Ok, tell me about the kid you knew as a kid who lied a lot. Hit me with their greatest lie.
— David Thorpe (@Arr) January 20, 2018
And here’s a handful of the funniest replies…
This kid Keith said his dad was Steven Tyler’s dentist and he sharpened Steven’s teeth using lasers.
— jordan (@nu_handen) January 20, 2018
Knew a kid whose dad worked at a TV station, the kid claimed he’d gone to the station and met the ninja turtles
— pixelated boat (@pixelatedboat) January 20, 2018
Girl said her mom had the world’s only 2 official top hats in her attic.
— Mike Ferraro (@MFerrar0) January 20, 2018
Dude used to get winded on his bike and pretend he was having PTSD flashbacks to when he got abducted by aliens instead of admitting he needed to catch his breath. Said like “I can’t go on… Over there is where the Greys took me.”
— Samuel K: Important Elf (@samu3lk) January 20, 2018
in 3rd grade, nick schweizer said his dad could “run up trees”
— class wario (@chuchugoogoo) January 20, 2018
Knew a guy who claimed that, during kitchen renovation works in his parent’s home, discovered a lost Egyptian tomb under the floor.
— Sam (@DrallopMas) January 20, 2018
Her aunt was an FBI agent who worked as an advisor on The X Files and could get her a part on it whenever she wanted
— mere (@grandmatopgun) January 20, 2018
My friend in 7th grade said he had a full size half pipe in his back yard. He kept it up even while I was at his house for a sleepover. We were literally looking out his back window at nothing and he said it was there but too dark and snowy to see it. I felt really bad for him.
— Chris Bannon (@b4nn0n) January 20, 2018
She said she knew a lot of “swim tricks” because her grandmother takes her to 5-hour swim trick classes every Saturday. Also, her family was witches and they held rituals in the park at midnight every night.
— John Moe (@johnmoe) January 20, 2018
When I was like 8 a friend said he stuck his arm out the window of his mom’s station wagon and grabbed a pole, making the vehicle do a right-hand turn
— Dennis Farrell (@DennisFarrell) January 20, 2018
It was me. I was at a birthday sleepover and the girl had gotten a kitten so we had a contest to name it. I claimed to know a Russian word that my grandmother had taught me, I have no idea what it was, total gibberish….and it won and they named their cat that made up word
— An Ornery Horse (@horselythighs) January 20, 2018
When I was 10, my brother convinced me I was getting a baby seal for Christmas. Totally ruined my Christmas that year. He’s a lawyer now.
— Kathy Wagner (@Kathy_CS_Inc) January 20, 2018
I was reading responses to this to my gf and she told me that in year 2 she went to school wearing a beret and insisted that she was actually her french cousin, francois
— Alex McClintock (@axmcc) January 21, 2018
Brilliant!
