“Your child is the devil.”
A school secretary has gone viral after revealing she judges children based on their names.
When we pick names for our children it is usually because they have a sweet or sentimental meaning.
The name Grace is so popular because it means charm. Leo means brave people, making it a strong option for a baby boy, but this secretary has given the pupils’ names completely different meanings.
The School Office Lady, also known as Manda Dee, revealed in a TikTok: “As many of you know I work in a school office and in all the school offices we do have this conversation where your child’s name directly correlates with their personality.”
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She confessed that boys named Liam and most boys with names beginning with L cry a lot. She quipped: “Your child cries. He cries a lot and those tears aren’t real.”
“Next up we have the name, Jack. Jack is hyperactive. Incredibly hyperactive and crazy, every single one I have ever met.”
“Emma definitely has one of those $40 Pottery Barn lunch boxes with her name on it.”
“Charlotte… be sure to check Charlotte’s backpack before she goes to school today because it’s likely there’s s dead bird in there that she found on her way to school.”
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She continued to reveal that she thinks kids called Isaiah are cute but liars and those called Olivia will be “a b***h once you get to high school”.
Girls with traditional names like Lilith and Hazel need to stop correcting her and suggested that their mothers should have a nice glass of wine and go for a walk in the sunshine.
If your child is named Angel, look away now.
She said: “Any name that implies innocence – Heaven, Angel, Purity, Charity – your child is the opposite, your child is the devil.”
It’s best not to take this TikTok seriously. We’re sure your little one lives up to the meaning behind their moniker… most of the time.
