10 tweets that prove life as a toddler parent is completely unglamorous 1 month ago

10 tweets that prove life as a toddler parent is completely unglamorous

Remember the cool, glamorous, clean person you were before you had kids?

Yeah, that person is gone.

Here are ten signs you've sacrificed all glamour for life as a toddler parent, as told by Twitter.

1.You don't have the time/ energy/ will to care about your appearance.

 

2. To the point where you barely notice what you look like.

 

3. Your car, once your pride and joy, will never be the same.

 

4. Neither will your home

 

5. Or your wardrobe

6. Or your once-sacred makeup bag

7. There are disgusting bodily substances everywhere.

8. Like, really disgusting.

 

9. Plus other sticky surfaces all over the house.

 

10. And on your person.

 

But somehow, they manage to pull it off.