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15th May 2016

Happy Father’s Day: The Top 10 Funniest Dad Tweets Of All Time

Sophie White

The funniest dads of Twitter are putting the LOL back into dad jokes.

The twitter handles alone are so good, ya gotta love @XplodingUnicorn.

Here’re 10 of the best Dad Tweets currently kickin’ around the internet.

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Our resident dad columnist, Today FM DJ Dave Moore is by far the funniest dad we know (soz various husbands/partners/baby daddies), his column about his friends real life parenting confessions is beyond hilarious…

“A few weeks back, I sent an email to a bunch of my friends who are parents and asked them to email me their confessions about stuff they’ve done.

I promised anonymity. I will deliver anonymity to everyone involved; everyone involved, that is, except me.

So, here goes: When Andrew, now five, was really small, he was asleep on my chest. I was lying on a giant bean-bag. I really needed to pee but, obviously, couldn’t move without waking him up. Bizarrely, Andrew managed to pee through his nappy and onto me. I was covered in wee and so, rather than wake him, I just went in my clothes. Not my finest hour.”

Read the full column here.