No cheeky Nandos? Woman prints posters of her dream date with hilarious demands

Now that is specific!

We all have our checklist that we want in a mate - but a woman in the UK has gone one step further.

She plastered signs on lampposts in London advertising for a new boyfriend.

And her list is simply brilliant:

She states that a potential partner must not wear David Cool Water aftershave, must not own a pair of flip flops, and should never suggest going for a 'cheeky Nando's'. We are with her so far.

The Daily Mail reports that she also never wants her future suitor to refer to his football team as 'we' or use the words 'epic', 'banter', or 'bro'.

He must also not quote extensively from the film Gladiator, or talk too much about Top Gear.

We completely agree and now we want to be her best friend.