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23rd February 2017
09:37am GMT

"David and I are proud to announce the birth of our daughter, Dauphinoise Petunia Brittany Scheherazade Von Funkinstein Mustard Witch RBG Cross Tamblyn-Bey jr."Yep. Just to recap, that's Dauphinoise Petunia Brittany Scheherazade Von Funkinstein Mustard Witch RBG Cross Tamblyn-Bey jr. Given the fact that 'Dauphinoise' has a stand-up comedian for a daddy, we are going to go ahead and assume her name is a parody of extravagant celebrity baby names. Alrighty then. Remember the good old days when we thought 'Apple' was weird?
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