As a mum to two boys I spend an inordinate amount of time shouting “get your hands out of your pants!” but now you too can enjoy some stress-relieving ball games.
Meet NiceBalls, the stress-relieving balls that looks just like, well, just like a scrotum to be frank. Feeling the New Year stress at work? Simply attach the device to your desk using the handy suction cup and give your balls a quick squeeze.
The company responsible for the dangling prosthetic accessory say that their product will stick “easily, discreetly and efficiently to your desk” and is also available as a limited collector’s edition:
“Now you can be productive while playing with your balls.
Its suspension rate creates a Euclidean curve that encourages relaxation and provides the few moments of escapism that we all need once in a while. So, after playing for a while with your balls you can change back your mode to ‘bust your balls.’
Niceballs is available in a nearly impossible to access limited collector’s edition.”
Wow. What a load of bollocks.
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