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18th July 2017
09:28am BST

Then she elaborates about how she is now missing a nipple.
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Still not convinced, Lauren asks a few more questions to determine if her mum is joking.
She then begins to panic asking where the fallen off nipple is now.
(Image via Lauren Farquharson)
Lauren suggests her mum should fish the nipple out of the bin and go to the hospital.
Her mum doesn't seem too bothered by the whole thing.
She finally comes clean.
We don't even know how she ever thought of this but we're grateful for the funny texts.