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31st December 2018
08:00am GMT
Other parents quickly jumped on the bandwagon and the results were gas.If we named kids after the reason we had them it’d be like, “Hey Marital Problems stop hitting Broken Condom I’m trying to put Hennessy down for a nap.”
— Honest Toddler’s Mom (@HonestToddler) November 22, 2017
Mine would be named "taco truck fight" and "mommy's birthday mimosas"
— Dominique Matti (@mominiquematti) November 22, 2017
My kids are older so: Blockbuster New Release Wall, and The Military's Gonna Pay for this one
— Tom McCarthy (@jrpwrrngr01) November 22, 2017
My beautiful girls, 7yo He Bought Me Diamonds, and 5yo Anniversary Champagne
— Elizabeth Estes (@eestes30) November 22, 2017
That’s it, Faulty Military Birth Control...if you can’t respect Gotta Give The Oldest A Sibling’s toys you can’t play with them anymore.
— Brianna Turner (@BriannaTurner32) November 22, 2017
I would be shouting “Hey Grey Goose and Beyonce, stop fighting” all day
— Love.Music.Mommy. (@lovemusicmommy) November 22, 2017
A Second Will Keep the First Occupied would play with Let's Be Parents Cause It'll Be Fun!
— Sarah Davies (@francesthoughts) November 22, 2017
Mine would be ... "Clock is Ticking" and "Rhythm Method"
— Michele Matthews (@msmatt1017) November 22, 2017
Our boys (6 and 4) are named 'Holy Shit IVF Worked' and 'Holy Shit IVF Worked Again'.
People get them mixed up a lot. — I'll be Hand for Christmas. (@stateofthehand) November 22, 2017
Hey, You Were Planned go tell Stop Asking Questions During Sex to stop yelling at Afternoon Basement Delight.
— Becky ???? (@beckylaparra) November 22, 2017
We reckon Irish babas might be called 'County Final', 'Weather Warning' and 'There's Nothing Good On The Late Late'.Hey, Overnight Getaway and New Year’s Eve, what do u want for breakfast?
— Timohthy Jay (@TimothyJ44) November 22, 2017
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