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8th November 2017
02:15pm GMT

"Hello everyone! Seeing as my oldies have been stealing A LOT of the limelight recently I wanted my share of the action, and I couldn’t wait another day so here I am - surprise!! If you want perfection then look no further. "I'm not ready to tell you my name yet, but until I deem you worthy enough (or my parents get their heads together and sort it out), you may address me as ‘MR J.’ "I arrived yesterday (30th) at 16:40 & I’m here nearly 9 weeks early (I like to be punctual). I’m only 4lb 2oz so I need to build myself up before I’m ready to see any of you, but I’m breathing all by myself now & am getting well fed nom nom nom."Ryan, or 'MR J', then went on to update Facebook users about new mum Laura. He said that she had been "utterly amazing."
"I didn’t even give her chance to have any pain relief (start as you mean to go on & all that) but she got on with it & never complained once. She’s barely left my side, but at least she is nice to look at unlike dad and I love her loads and loads. She did an awesome job - as always - and she’s doing just great." "Anyway it’s lovely to meet (most of) you all and I’ll see you real soon! "P.s. Don’t judge me on the first picture either, I’d just got out & was feeling a bit worse for wear. "Lots of love MR J xxxxx."Just adorable.
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