Moral of the story – don’t ask schoolchildren to name your baby.
Metro reports that a teacher decided to ask her students to put forward name suggestions ahead of the birth of her child and let’s just say some of the ideas are hilarious.
A photograph showing the monikers put forward was uploaded to Tumblr by the ‘notdeadbabies’ account.
The user explained: “My cousin is a preschool teacher and asked her students to suggest names for the baby she is expecting. It went well.”
We think Grandma and Cindy Elf are our favourites.
