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24th Jan 2015

‘We would like mood lighting. Like on Virgin America.’ Read this hilarious birthing plan before writing your own

'We strongly prefer a girl'

Katie Mythen-Lynch

First-time parents could be forgiven for expecting everything to go as carefully scheduled in their birth plan, but in reality, this is rarely the case.

If you’re in the process of working on your plan and need a little light relief, this hilarious version will help you feel a little less demanding for making your wishes known before Go Time…

It starts off with a reasonable enough intro…


Then takes a turn in a paragraph on Philosophy…


Then the real fun begins.


With some side-splitting demands on the way…



Read the full version of Jamie and Jeff’s Birth Plan, by Paul William Davies here