toddlerdom

“She’s not with me.” *coughs* “Who is that child?” “ What has happened to my sweet little baby?” “I’m so sorry. She’s not usually like this.” Have you found yourself uttering these words? Sounds like you have reached the ‘terrible twos’…. even if your little one hasn’t yet had their second birthday – the phase can start anytime from […]

9 years ago

As a seasoned toddler, I often think back to my newborn self with a wry smile. I was such a rookie, flailing around in this non-womb world wondering where the cozy flesh-nest and comforting sounds of pickle sandwiches being digested had gone. And why does everyone keep staring at me in that crazed, lobotomy victim […]

11 years ago