GET. US. ON. THAT. SLOTH.
If there's one thing we need this summer (apart from an actual bit of sun, wha?), it's some sloth-based fun.
They are, after all, the greatest animal.
Slow, adorable, and the subject of many a meme, the glorious sloth has been entertaining adorning audiences since the dawn of time.
Or ever since we all saw that video of
one jetting across a road back in 2006.
Either way, everybody likes a sloth, and everybody would like to lie on one in a pool or ocean scenario this summer.
You would. Don't deny it. It's true.
Lucky for you then that the above inflatable sloth has just landed in Lidl stores and you can pick one up for yourself for a mere €9.99.
Bargain.
Look how happy that sloth is. Look how chilled out he is to be hanging out in the pool with you. Look how willing he is to have his giant belly sat on by you, the eager pool goer.
A good lad. One who deserves better than this.
This comes after Lidl dropped
a giant bouncy castle with a water slide into stores officially ruining any semblance of elegance or grace we were planning on having this summer.
Instead, we're going to be spending the majority of our time launching ourselves off that bad boy.
Once the sun finally decides to come out.
Or they introduce an adult-only version.
Whichever suits.
