Ah, god.
There are plenty of things you wouldn’t want your daughter to bring to school for show and tell.
Your bank card is one. The remote control is another. Both necessary things for living. Both not really interesting enough to bring to a show and tell on their own.
Another thing that you probably wouldn’t want your daughter to bring to school for show and tell would be your bunny themed vibrator.
Not necessarily because you’d be super embarrassed to know that your daughter’s teacher and all of her classmates were now award of your sex toy preferences, but because you might need that vibrator later on in the day.
Who knows?
One mum who had this exact thing happen to her was Claire Morrison.
The Sun reports that the mum discovered what had happened when she found a note from her daughter’s teacher saying that she had brought a “funny pink pen” in for show and tell but that she didn’t know what it was.
Gas.
Now, we don’t believe for one second that this teacher didn’t know what that vibrator was, but we do commend her for letting Claire know what had happened.
And for returning her vibrator safe and sound.
So kind.
