She answers to no man.
We’ve all been there, lads.
You receive what should have been a particularly innocuous present as a child, and suddenly, you simply cannot part with it.
Whether it be an old, neglected teddy from your cousin, a cardboard box from your dad after he took the new TV out of out, or a piece of string your granny accidentally dropped while she was sewing, you took that object and you ran with it.
It didn’t matter that you’d had other things to play with like Barbies and Sylvanian Families – this was your new favourite toy and you weren’t parting with it for anybody.
In fairness now, a giant dinosaur head is a lot more fun than a cardboard box, but it’s not the first thing you’d expect a child to become totally infatuated with.
One child who did though was Twitter user, Jen’s niece.
Jen wrote that buying her niece the head may have been a mistake because the toddler now “refuses to take it off”… even while peeing.
And sleeping.
https://twitter.com/jen_aceeeeey/status/968704156188917760
A true icon of our time.
And in fairness to her, she seems to be getting both jobs done fairly efficiently too.
Jen’s tweet has already received over 100k favourites and almost 35,000 retweets.
Not bad for an anonymous girl with a dinosaur head on her.