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4th July 2018
05:56pm BST
Ages ago, someone posted about her childs imaginary friends. Eventually they found out they had mice and the DD was sitting on the floor talking to them and feeding them.
One of my favourites in Classics was the OP who made an Easter Bonnet for her child to wear to school. The bonnet was terrifying, consisting of baby chicks around the brim, eyeing a ferocious looking fox with huge teeth balancing on the crown but so funny.
A long time ago I read one where the OP rubbed dog shit on her neighbours DC's face. The OP had been cleaning up after her dog in rubber gloves, the child got a bug on her face and OP tried to swipe the bug off. I laughed so hard.However, one story that people could not get over came from this thread. Here's a little snippet:
Been seeing someone for around 3 months. We get in we'll but he's quirky, which is fine - well I thought it was. Sometimes I'm starting to think he's just plain odd. He's overweight and said he wanted to get fitter so I suggested he come along to my karate class. Whenever instructor showed him something he giggled. After 3 or so giggling moments and DB stood in weird positions and flapping his arms around like a little girl instructor said "what are you giggling at? Are you a girl or what? Do you have something wrong with you?". Everyone was looking. After the class I asked DB why he kept laughing. I'd warned him beforehand about the instructor. He replied "it was funny, I thought I looked silly!" So I snapped and farted and said "well you embarrassed me, I've been going there for years and now I don't want to go back because of you, find your own hobby".Well, there you go mamas. Do you remembering reading any funny stories?
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