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25th September 2017
06:21pm BST
A BBC radio presenter named Dan Walker called out for the people of Twitter today by sharing this status; he said: "9 out of 10 parents say white lies are the secret to a happy life. What are the fibs you've told your children? #PetHeaven"
And the response is absolutely hilarious.
When the ice cream van plays music it's to let everyone know they've run out
— Simon Rusbridge (@SimonRusbridge) September 25, 2017
Told my daughter that Santa can see if she's naughty bc dolls that have eyes watch her and report back to Santa-She has a fear of dolls now!
— Christy Batz (@christina_batz) September 25, 2017
Daddy cannot hear when it is dark. Call mummy if you wake up at night. Actually worked till my wife found out.
— Lee Cooper (@Leecooper74) September 25, 2017
Trying to convince my daughter that the babyshambles song is called duck for Trevor rather than f'ck forever
— VinnyJ (@YorkshireFests) September 25, 2017
Smoke alarm is Father Christmas listening device
— Kelly Baptist (@kellybappo) September 25, 2017
What white lies have you told your kids? Let us know by tweeting us. We are @herdotie.my mom told me the ducks were fighting. I’m 22. I only found out the truth last year!
— Princess (@FootbalJunkie87) September 25, 2017
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