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08th Apr 2016

Chewable Coffee is a Thing and We Don’t Know How to Feel About It

Sophie White

Go Cubes – Chewable Coffee claim that the future of coffee is here… And frankly we don’t know what to think.

The gummy cubes come in three flavours: Latte, Pure Drip and Mocha.

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So it’s basically coffee you can keep in your pocket and knock back with minimal mess or effort. Also no more making a cup of coffee, only to have it go cold while a toddler uses your face as a trampoline while another tries to brush your hair using the toilet brush (based on actual events). They could perhaps be the ultimate tool in the Surviving Parenthood arsenal. If only they didn’t sound so, well… disgusting.

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Unfortunately, for Irish parents the Go Cube is only available for delivery to the US and Canada currently, though if you were committed enough to expanding your caffeine addiction for the good of your children, one could probably get their hands on them through the American Cousins (everyone’s got a set of those right?).

Would you be into chewable coffee? Disgusting or delectable?