Well this is awkward… Prince Harry didn’t make the cut AGAIN.
This would be reasonable enough if it weren’t for the fact that Prince George has SEVEN godparents, and Princess Charlotte is predicted to have SIX.
The newest addition to the royal family will be christened tomorrow at 4.30pm in the church of St Mary Magdalene, Sandringham, with fewer than 30 people present. The service will be just half an hour long before guests retire to Sandringham, where the Queen will host afternoon tea and fashion photographer, Mario Testino will capture the event.
Several thousand members of the public are expected to take up the Duke and Duchess’s invitation to share in the day by standing in a paddock outside the churchyard. This is the same area the public are invited to congregate when the Royal family attend the Christmas Day service in the church.
They will be rewarded by seeing the young family all together in public for the first time.
The business of picking godparents is a contentious enough one for many families, but when there is potentially six slots to be filled it’ll be tricky enough to explain to Prince Harry just why he didn’t make the cut. We helpfully sourced some photographs that may illustrate why he is not Royal godparent material. Luckily my own criteria is not nearly so strict or else The Child wouldn’t have two godparents to rub together.
Three times Prince Harry was probably not Royal godparent material:
1. Poor taste in costume party attire
2. Selfies with hotties
3. Being lewd in the nude
