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25th August 2015
01:36pm BST

"My mom is going to pick me up from school today and she does not have a penis."
— Preschool Gems (@PreschoolGems) June 26, 2014
"That's yucking me." — Preschool Gems (@PreschoolGems) August 20, 2014
"I know what the F word is. It's fock." — Preschool Gems (@PreschoolGems) November 3, 2014
"Sometimes oranges stay in my head and I love them." — Preschool Gems (@PreschoolGems) January 26, 2015
"This idea came from my brain. My brain never, never stops!" — Preschool Gems (@PreschoolGems) February 25, 2015
.@PreschoolGems "Watermelon is amazing. It's like a dream come true!" — Christina H. (@christinahuntz) April 24, 2015
"I always never hate you" @PreschoolGems — zoe (@zpfphotography) May 14, 2015
"I want to learn to be a twin." — Preschool Gems (@PreschoolGems) May 12, 2015
"Hey, Guy. Look, I know I don't you at all, but I've got a whole lot of opinions about Broccoli I'd like to share." — Preschool Gems (@PreschoolGems) April 16, 2015
"Life isn't a race, it's a parade!" @PreschoolGems — miss meghan (@heymissmeghan) April 22, 2015
"I'm doing ballet! I'm lifting up! I'm dancing, and everyone else can just go away!" — Preschool Gems (@PreschoolGems) May 22, 2015
"I don't care if I break my leg, I just wanna have fun." — Preschool Gems (@PreschoolGems) December 27, 2014
“When I get down with my friends I feel nice as a pig dancing.” — Preschool Gems (@PreschoolGems) June 9, 2015
"My whole body is saying something but I don't know what it is." — Preschool Gems (@PreschoolGems) June 30, 2015
"I've been longing and longing to see a germ." — Preschool Gems (@PreschoolGems) July 23, 2015Have YOUR preschoolers come out with any gems lately? Tweet us at @HerFamilydotie.