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17th May 2016
04:49pm BST

“So this just happened,” Ben texted his wife, Stephanie. “I just pulled over and am trying not to throw up myself… Call me… I just threw up trying to clean him up… It smells SO BAD.”
When things got icky, Ben got sick. All over some old lady's garden. Y-uck! Oh, and to make things worse, the older woman accused Ben of drinking and driving, and called the police on him, who of course showed up and demanded a breathalyzer.
Thankfully passing that, Ben was left to continue home, (still left with a vomit-covered son in the back, of course), and ended the text rant to his wife with the epic line:
“WHAT DID HE EAT BECAUSE IT SMELLS LIKE ROTTING WHALE BLUBBER.” Oh, Ben.
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