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1st February 2017
09:40am GMT

OH WAIT! I HEAR A VAN! NEE-NAW NEE-NAW! Even though Mama says that's not the sound a van makes; I don't care! I love vans. And fire engines! AND TRACTORS!
But most of all, I like trains! Percy is my favourite. Mama loves watching Thomas with me! Sometimes I make her put it on and rewind it again and again so I can see my favourite bit! AGAIN MAMA! I heard her tell Dada that she knows all the words by now and sometimes even dreams about trains for the three hours a day she does get to sleep. She's so lucky to have me to help her!
5.00pm DINNER TIME! Oh, I love dinner time. Especially when there's dip to dip all the food into. I'll eat stuff if it has dip on it. It's funny how almost everything is called chips, though; I need to figure that one out. But I do love chips, so I'll always eat them! Mama calls everything chips, and I trust her because she would never just tell me that to get me to eat stuff. Sometimes chips are green, and they don't taste as nice but I dip them into my dip, and I eat them anyway. I love dip! Mama says Sniffy eats all his chips too. I love Sniffy! 6.00pm Oh Goodness, Mama is so silly. We were playing Peekaboo, and I had the best hiding place EVER in the middle of the room with my hands over my eyes – and she STILL couldn't find me! I gave her such a fright when I shouted PEEKOOO, and she finally found where I was hiding! Oh, it was so funny! You'd think she'd know my hiding place, but she never figures it out! I'm such a genius! 6.30pm DADA IS HOME! Mama looks very relieved. I've no idea why – today was so much fun! Now that Dada is home, I don't want Mama to do anything for me for the rest of the night! Dada is my hero. He swings me around and throws me on things. I think I heard Mama shouting JESUS CHRIST once, but I was laughing so hard she might have said something else!Explore more on these topics: