Our Favourite Dad-Of-Four-Daughters Has Been Busy Over-Sharing Again (And It’s Hilarious)

Comedy writer James Breakwell is no stranger to the HerFamily pages. We just about LOVE every single one of his tweets. He has a unique way of painting a picture of fatherhood that just gets us every time, and like us, he is not afraid to let it all out, every honest post at a time.
4-year-old: *puts on one white shoe and one brown shoe*

Me: You can't wear two different shoes.

4: I have two different feet.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) January 26, 2017
James is a father to four children, four girls all under the age of 6 which means that they're going to be at the age where they are the most gas. He keeps his followers updated with his daughter's hilarious put-downs and sarcastic comments on his Twitter account. The girl's simplistic views on life are truly, little delights to read.
4-year-old: *spills a sugary drink*

Me: Clean it up. Don’t you know what that attracts?

4: Wolves.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) January 27, 2017

Me: I played this as a kid. It's from back when video games made sense

6-year-old: Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) January 28, 2017

Me: Don’t hit your sister with a lightsaber.

4-year-old: I didn't.

Me: I saw you.

4: Lightsabers don’t hit. They slice.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) January 27, 2017

Me: Dream big.

4-year-old: I don't want to sleep that long.

Me: It's a saying. You don’t actually have to sleep.

4: I'll dream medium.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) January 25, 2017

My 2-year-old rolled up both her pant legs, then walked into the bathroom.

Not sure what she plans to do in there, but she means business.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) January 27, 2017
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Our Favourite Dad-Of-Four-Daughters Has Been Busy Over-Sharing Again (And It’s Hilarious)