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9th August 2017
10:53am BST

A good 20% of parenting is gambling how much stuff you can throw away without the kids noticing
— Shannon Hale (@haleshannon) August 3, 2017
Parenting would be 25-30% easier if you didn't have to put sunscreen on your kids.
— Steve McPherson (@steventurous) August 6, 2017
At least 35% of parenting is eating food your kids threw a fit to get and then decided was gross
— crystal (@crystalkei) July 6, 2017
Pretty sure 40 percent of parenting is stuffing candy and straw wrappers onto your pockets.
— Mrs Pippin (@zoomusikgrl) March 11, 2017
At least 50 percent of parenting is yelling "WHY ARENT YOU WEARING PANTS?!"
— Bryce Gruber (@BryceGruber) March 10, 2017
77% percent of being a parent is pretending to be as excited as your kid is about anything.
— KarateDonuts™️ (@KarateDonuts) May 14, 2017
Why wasn't I told that 78% of parenting is asking, "What's that smell?"
— Sh-Do-Be (@whymeagain99) June 29, 2017
80% of parenting is hiding in the bathroom consuming the candy you don't want your kid to steal.
— Hayley Stell (@StellMeAStory) July 19, 2017
90% of parenting, is saying different variations of "We don't eat waffles with our feet".
— Sarge The Destroyer (@BastardProphet) July 17, 2017
95% of being a parent is just learning how to have snacks without your kids finding out.
— El Knuckelhombre (@ElKnuckelhombre) July 10, 2017
98 percent of parenting texts can be answered with a poop emoji
— Whitney Fleming (@PlaydatesFriday) April 8, 2017
120% of parenting is just wiping things
— Christine Owen (@joymoll) August 1, 2017