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8th August 2018
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2.They have an answer for everythingHave kids! There are few things more adorable than a 2 year old who refuses to sleep at 3am. #parenting #toddlers
— Perennial Xennial (@PerXennial) February 22, 2018
3.And are often just downright cheeky"Kids let's go home, we are late and daddy may start crying"
4 year old "Yeah he may cry and think you found another man and brought us to live with you two and then marry him" That's specific.#parenting #toddlers — The Elephant Mum (@theelephantmum) February 19, 2018
4.They're hungry ALL THE TIMEMe: little man you have yet to touch your mangoes. Little man: (patting mangoes) touch, touch. Me: and I'm done#Momlife #toddlers
— Sleepy mama (@kohs_samantha) February 12, 2018
Are my children the only ones who seem to eat 4× more than usual when they have a day indoors. I feel like I'm getting them something to eat every 15 minutes ? I need to do another shop #toddlers #mumlife
— Bobbie-ann Wendlekin (@bobster107) February 22, 2018
5.And yet don't like anything you make themI sense you are preparing to leave the house for a time critical activity. I will now demand a three course meal #Toddlers
— Leah (@uwleah) February 15, 2018
6.They're not always in great formRandom mum: My toddler is so picky, he won't eat anything with carrot in it Me: YESSS mine is picky too, he only eats mozzarella sticks, freshly chewed up by a parent, and with a sprinkle of salt, and he'll only eat after 9pm, and only while watching spider videos. Random mum: pic.twitter.com/hBThzJLgUe
— HashashinTag (@HashashinTag) February 12, 2018
7.And can be very wriggly when they wantYou can only blame teething for so long. At some point you need to come to terms with the fact that your kid is just fucking whiney. #parenting #toddlers
— Maie Lynn (@maie_lynn) February 21, 2018
8.Their table manners need workTruestory... ??? #Toddlers pic.twitter.com/16RnVafoJz
— Fi ??? (@Fibutton) February 13, 2018
9.They're just a bit mankyWhen your toddler takes a sip from your water bottle and it comes back looking like a snow globe. #parenting #toddlers #toddlermom #momlife #itsyoursnow pic.twitter.com/q4yTLTYnpt
— Peachy Parenting (@PeachyParenting) February 20, 2018
Like, really mankyL: "I like tooting in my underpants, it's smelly!"#toddlers #toots
— Everyday Father of a Little Girl (@DadOfToddler) February 20, 2018
10.And like to make odd demands4 yo: “I have to go potty” Mom: “pee or poop?” 4 yo: “only pee and only poop” Mom: “ok...? Are there other options?” 4 yo: “ya...eat.” Mom: “no...no.” Dad: "Genius..."#momlife #dadlife #toddlers
— Swedest (@Swedest_LA) February 20, 2018
But, in fairness, you wouldn't change a thing.When you have to dress both the toddler and the toddler’s toys, getting out on time is impossible! #Parenthood #toddlers pic.twitter.com/DhtatJOCmn
— Mariam Kemple Hardy (@MKemple) February 16, 2018
Why I am currently hovering on the edge of a twin size bed with a two year old sprawled out beside me: *Because he asked me to lay with him. *Because the day will come when he won’t. #toddler #snuggles
— Sharon (@IsSharonHomeYet) February 18, 2018