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23rd November 2015
10:54am GMT

I have just realised that I have been paying for service, and then tipping on top, to at least 10 different types of people for years now. Just why are we tipping everyone, is it a form of bribery; a guarantee that service will continue to be good? Shouldn't it be consistently good, if someone is in business in the first place, whether we decide to tip them or not?
Here are my top ten tip recipients - how many people do YOU tip regularly?
1. Beauticians
Because no one wants their beautician to be pissed off when carrying out a waxing of any kind. For obvious reasons. Obviously.
2. Taxi drivers
But only if they're not sexist, ageist, racist or homophobic. So about 50% of the time then.
3. Hairdressers
Like everyone, I have had a couple of disastrous haircuts in my time, but when you find a hairdresser who gets you, is good craic and doesn't make you look like Edward Scissorhands (or one of the Scissor Sisters for that matter) you are onto a winner.
4. Restaurants
Generally a fiver for lunch and a tenner for dinner, 10% for grand service, 15% if it's awesome. (Or a strongly worded letter if it's terrible and a name-and-shame Facebook rant).
5. Bars
If I'm in a busy bar and want the bartender to remember my face every time I go up for a drink, I tip them at the very start of the night. If he or she is smart, they'll see dollar tip signs in their eyes for the rest of their shift and make sure I'm not dehydrating for too long in the queue.
6. Dog groomers
I know, mental. But I don't get our Westie Pearl groomed all that regularly so I always throw them a fiver to say thanks for minding her and for cutting the hair around her arse. Who'd want that job?!
7. The Childminder
Yes, childcare is expensive but there is no harm in leaving a little extra from time to time. Bonus points for spelling out 'Please don't ever leave us!' in magnetic letters on the fridge.
8. Babysitters
This can technically be filed under 'accidental tipping' as I'm generally so in LOVE with the babysitter for facilitating my night out alone with my man, plus, let's be honest, fairly locko when I get home, that I'm always like 'No taaaake itt.. you're such an annnngelllll, thanks sooo mucccchh'. (Scarlet)
9. Hotel cleaning staff
Technically, this isn't actually me. Ass Monkey just loves to leave some change for the cleaning staff if we ever stay in a hotel, 'because they did such a great job in keeping the room clean'. (I'm like 'Yeah? You owe me €10 million in back money for cleaning our house for the last eight years')
10. Lounge girls & boys
When I started out in the hospitality industry, I was about 15 and my first job was a lounge girl. I think my hourly rate was £1.50. My fondest memory is taking an order from a very well-to-do family and the gentleman asking for a glass of wine. 'Sure', says I, 'what colour?'. I can STILL hear his laughter now. Give your lounge girl or boy a euro so they can stay in school will ya?!
Are you a tipper? Do you think everyone expects to be tipped these days, and if so, should they? Let us know your thoughts in the comments!
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