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13th May 2016
01:12pm BST

Me: It's bedtime 4: Read one more book Me: You're stalling 4: Whats stalling? Me: When you try to not go to bed 4: Let's talk about stalling
— Now With 2% More Meh (@TheAlexNevil) July 24, 2013
If you've never said "I love you too" in a way that sounds a tad bit angry, then you must not have kids you are trying to put to bed. — Meredith (@PerfectPending) March 1, 2016
I'm convinced that Satan is a toddler and hell is just putting him to bed over and over for eternity.
— Ashley Austrew (@ashleyaustrew) October 11, 2015
8 [in bed]: Mom? Me: This better be important. 8: It is. Me: Really important. 8: It is. Me: What is it? 8: So when the sun explodes... — Sarah (est. 1975) (@est1975blog) February 1, 2016
The bedtime stories I tell my son have gotten so quick that there's hardly anything to them besides "Once upon a time" and "The end."
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) October 16, 2013
You think your kid will go to sleep earlier & easier because he didn't have a nap THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS DUMBASS WELCOME TO HELL — keith (@tchrquotes) September 8, 2015What is bedtime like in YOUR house, guys? Tweet us and let us know at @Herfamilydotie (Feature image via Forloveandlemons.com)
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