This Dad With Four Daughters Is Pretty Much The Funniest Thing On The Internet

Few things are more entertaining, if you ask us, than parents being able to sum up parenthood in some truly hilarious quotes or tweets. James Breakwell – or Exploding Unicorn —as he is known as on Twitter, has managed to develop quite the sizable social media following by (over)sharing his off-kilter life as the father of four(!) daughters. And when you read some of his oh-so-relatable-to-parents tweets, you will totally get why:

6-year-old: Do I have school tomorrow? Me: No. It's a 3-day weekend. 6: Why don't we do that every weekend? Me: *calls the president*

— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) September 5, 2016

My wife is being super nice to me today for no reason. Relationship status: checking these cupcakes for poison — James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) September 4, 2016

Me: What are you thankful for? 6-year-old: Both of my sisters. Me: You have three sisters. 6:

— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) September 2, 2016

6-year-old: Why do bad guys always try to take over? Me: They want to be in charge and make all the rules. 6: Why don’t they become moms? — James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) August 29, 2016

My kids have a loud doll that really cries. Its batteries finally died. My wife put new batteries in it. We're getting divorced.

— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) August 28, 2016

6-year-old: I'm sick. Me: It's not a school day. 6: I'm better. — James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) August 28, 2016

4-year-old: I can't wait to start school. Me: Why? 4: So I can be done with school. She gets it.

— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) August 22, 2016

My 6-year-old told me to stop breathing so loudly. Her wife game is on point. — James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) August 21, 2016

I made my 4-year-old sit at the table till she finished her lunch It took her 3 hours She was so excited to be done Then I served dinner.

— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) August 20, 2016