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17th October 2015
10:59am BST

I have absolutely no problem with male managers, as long as they leave their hormones at home.
— manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) October 17, 2015
RISE & SHINE BUSY DADS! Saturday is your day. Ask your wife to babysit for a couple of hours so you can do the laundry. 'Me time'. — manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) October 17, 2015
Working husband? How do you juggle kids, job, hair & elbows? Jack, age 28, "I do as much as I can the night before". What an inspiration.
— manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) October 17, 2015
Working husband & father? Feeling overwhelmed? YOUR FAULT. Change your tone of voice & stop nagging. You're your own worst enemy. — manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) October 15, 2015
BUSY DAD? Whizz up half an avocado in the food processor & rub onto chest to feel empowered, confident & real.
— manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) October 14, 2015
CONGRATULATIONS to all male sporty types for juggling housework, job, kids, hair & sports. How DO they do it? — manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) October 11, 2015
25 bottom heavy working dads reveal how they found their body confidence, DESPITE their figures. Wow, I love real life stories.
— manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) October 11, 2015
Apparently stacking the dishwasher and packing the car boot are beyond me! So I leave my wife to do those jobs. She's so clever. — manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) October 7, 2015
My wife apparently "changed a nappy during a conference call" today. GIVE THAT WOMAN A MEDAL. Like I don't do similar things EVERY DAY! — manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) September 28, 2015
Thanks to neuroscience, we now know that women have a different 'cognitive cellular architecture' and can't actually see what needs doing.
— manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) September 23, 2015
TODAY'S QUESTION: Can curvy dads ever be TRULY happy? — manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) October 16, 2015
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