survival guide

Congrats mama! You made a teeny tiny baby boy. Now what? Here are ten things you will definitely need. 1. High tolerance for creepiness Baby boners are a thing, a creepy, perfectly natural, CREEPY thing. Get ready. 2. The Pee Pee Tee Pee Because piss in your eye is no joke. Seriously these exist. 3. […]

7 years ago

So you have met the man of your dreams, you had the fairytale wedding and have decided to procreate. What now? What happens after Cinderella rides off into the sunset with Prince Charming, and why did nobody explain to me that it involves scraping human poop off your diamond ring? Having a baby with your […]

10 years ago