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7th December 2019
03:30pm GMT

"Recently my son developed a ‘nighttime orange’ thing. He wants to hold an orange, in addition to his puppy, in bed. He doesn’t eat it, just holds it."/u/fishsocks then asked fellow parents for the "oddball routines" their kids have or need to do right before bed - and they were only too happy to oblige. Here are some of our favourite responses...
"My daughter wants a dab of lotion on the bottom of each foot.... not rubbed in, just dabbed on. "Half the time she’ll try to sleep with her feet up so it doesn’t get rubbed in by touching the mattress. Kids are SO WEIRD! But absolutely awesome." [x]
"My son calls his gummy vitamin the heart of Te Fiti. He holds it until he’s settled in his bed, and then he eats it. "Last night I popped it right into his open mouth without thinking while we were still in the kitchen, and he immediately let me know that was not okay." [x]
"My daughter has a giant stuffed cat who sleeps on her right side, her pink puppy that sleeps on her left side, her soft baby doll that has a rattle inside, and a pink pair of sunglasses. "The sunglasses broke recently and she asks about them every night and will sometimes sob herself to sleep. She has two other pair, but they aren’t THE pink sunglasses. "She didn’t always have to put them on, but when she did they were always upside down. She insists that sunglasses are to be worn that way." [x]
"I can't find the 3.5 year old under the pile of books she insists on having with her. "A different number every night and she counts them before I can leave the room.... "And of course the lucky rock that has been in her bed since she was 2. It's definitely just a gravel piece from the front yard....." [x]
"My son has to touch my belly button. He will cry in his sleep if he wants it and can't find it. "He will ask me randomly throughout the day 'where belly button go?' Lift my shirt and say 'there it is!' Then touch it." [x]
"Mine requires 2 clay pigs and a clay baby in his hand every night before going to sleep. I'm now kicking myself for making them(We were playing with clay a week ago). "Every night is a scramble for those little critters as he places them all over the apartment. Thankfully they aren't made of crumbly air dry clay as that will leave pieces everywhere with his iron grip." [x]
"My kids require the amount of kisses before bed by their ages. It isn’t too bad now because they’re 5 and 2." [x]
"When my oldest was 2 I got a cheap Halloween door mat. He insisted on sleeping with it. Like snuggling it." [x]
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