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15th December 2017
05:49pm GMT

"It takes just a second for me to realize that my son has lifted my dress over his head, and is wearing it like a hat, with my granny panties and dimpled behind flashing for the entire world to see. "But in that one second, he also spun around, and this is going to be hard to explain but: my son wrapped his head up like a dumdum with my dress and he was ABSOLUTELY WIGGING OUT because "MOMMY I CANT BWEEEETH!!!!" "All the while my butt is showing and the barista wants me to complete my order."Grim. And only made grimmer by the fact that when Katherine managed to get her son out of her skirt, she discovered that her order had already been paid for by somebody else who, according to the barista, was "a fan." Bit creepy but okay.