I will put my hand up and admit that I myself tick every single one of the hipster hallmarks on this list.
My son's name is weird-ish, not celebrity-baby-name weird but unusual enough that The Man and I recently discovered that we are still spelling it differently (he's two). We enjoy a blended kale beverage in our house from time to time, and The Man has a fairly lustrous beard that he is disproportionately proud of (I suspect that this is due to his rather sad patchy attempts at facial hair during his teens).
10 Signs You're a Hopelessly Hipster Mum:
1. Your kid's got a weird name.
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2. You ride a bicycle that you can transport your whole family on...
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3. Your child drinks kale smoothies.
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4. You say things like: "Look who ate all their courghetti...."
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5. Your child learned the word 'coffee' before the word 'juice' and insists on taking his llama milk with a drop of espresso.
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6. Your child accessorises like a BOSS – the amber teething beads is as much a remedy, as a sartorial statement.
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7. Your child has more band tee-shirts than you do.
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8. You say things like: "Do you want quinoa porridge or chia seed pudding?"
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9. Your child only wants to watch really retro sitcoms like
Mork and Mindy; he likes
Thomas and Friends but thinks the original audiobooks with Ringo Starr were better, natch.
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10. You're always trying to get him to wear the psychedelic Alpaca poncho you brought back from South America, which he hates because it's insanely itchy like a hair-shirt. Just give in and put the boring navy fleece hoodie on him, even though it kills you...
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