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17th March 2018
05:00pm GMT

11. "Am I holding him right?"
12. "I can do this, can't I?"
13. "Why am I crying? I should be happy, everyone else looks happy?"
14. "I can't do this."
15. "I want to go home."
16. "Please don't make me go home ever... I am going to need 24-hour midwife assistance for the next 18 years."
17. "Oh my god he's been born for nearly 10 hours now, and still I have not fed him!!! It's just like that recurring nightmare I had when pregnant about forgetting to feed the baby."
18. "I'm going to stare at him until he wakes up and then he can feed."
19. "Will I ever be able to get this baby on my boob without assistance?"
20. "Whoa, what's the deal with my milk? He's flopping around like a little drunk man."
21. "Oh thank god, apparently everyone's milk does that."
22. "Why can't I keep the mittens on him?"
23. "Stop flicking them off!"
24. What are the mittens even for? To stop them from scratching other babies???"
25. "Winding is weird. How long should I keep holding his face and rotating his bottom for?"
26. "When will any of this start to feel normal?"
27. "Which boob am I on now?"
28. "What are we going to call him?"
29. "'Squeaks' could work, he certainly squeaks a lot."
30. "Squeaks, this might be the morphine drip I'm on but you may be the single greatest human to ever grace this earth. I love you. I love you. I love you. And just so you know I'm in majorly over my head here..."Explore more on these topics: