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15th May 2018
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2. For when their nosiest toy truck finally diesYour goldfish is sick so I'm flushing him down the toilet to get better. Later we'll pick him up at the pet store. #WhiteLiesYouTellKids
— Ham on Wry (@realHamOnWry) May 11, 2018
3. For when you just want to have something to yourself#WhiteLiesYouTellKids They don't make batteries for that toy anymore, aww sorry pic.twitter.com/d7cS8VAuV3
— Helen ??? (@HelenMaryMe) May 11, 2018
Sorry, we are all out of ice cream. After they go to bed ? pic.twitter.com/Z1EcVypdSG — Lox ? (@LoxRedFox) May 11, 20184. For when they haven't seen natural light in 36 hours
5. For when times are tightThe wifi is down, so...no iPad for awhile. #WhiteLiesYouTellKids
— Luke, Deft ? (@LukeWheeler01) May 11, 2018
6. For when you just want them to eat something decentSanta Claus had a serious budget cut this year. #WhiteLiesYouTellKids
— Shea Browning (@SheaBrowning) May 11, 2018
7. For when a drive in the car takes a turn for the traumaticMcDonald’s is closed on Friday nights.#WhiteLiesYouTellKids
— Kevin (@kevinwxgg) May 11, 2018
8. For when you're fed up of those little hands snatching things out of yours#WhiteLiesYouTellKids the roadkill on the side of the road was just an animal taking a nap pic.twitter.com/1LGWzPKo0z
— Helen ??? (@HelenMaryMe) May 11, 2018
9. For when you're fed up of the backtalkI don’t have any games on my phone #WhiteLiesYouTellKids pic.twitter.com/F6bFoElQJh
— Rokhiii (@justrokhi) May 11, 2018
10. For when you need to scare them into copping onI never talked to my mom like that. #WhiteLiesYouTellKids
— Shelly Splainin’ ??♀️ (@sheLLbeLL_xo) May 11, 2018
11. For when you just want everyone to go to bed#WhiteLiesYouTellKids The black spots on the parking lot are kids that didn't hold their parents hand
— Bearetta92 ? (@BrtnyPck) May 12, 2018
12. And for when you really don't feel like committingThe Monster under the bed is vegan. #WhiteLiesYouTellKids
— RiotGrl✨ (@ErinLea7) May 11, 2018
We'd love to hear your white lies! Share them in the Facebook comments on Twitter.Maybe...we'll see. #WhiteLiesYouTellKids
— MMA_WriterMom (@sandi_langlois) May 12, 2018
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