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15th May 2016
02:13pm BST

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Our resident dad columnist, Today FM DJ Dave Moore is by far the funniest dad we know (soz various husbands/partners/baby daddies), his column about his friends real life parenting confessions is beyond hilarious...
"A few weeks back, I sent an email to a bunch of my friends who are parents and asked them to email me their confessions about stuff they’ve done. I promised anonymity. I will deliver anonymity to everyone involved; everyone involved, that is, except me. So, here goes: When Andrew, now five, was really small, he was asleep on my chest. I was lying on a giant bean-bag. I really needed to pee but, obviously, couldn’t move without waking him up. Bizarrely, Andrew managed to pee through his nappy and onto me. I was covered in wee and so, rather than wake him, I just went in my clothes. Not my finest hour."Read the full column here.
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