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Published 08:58 5 Apr 2017 BST
Updated 09:00 5 Apr 2017 BST
Add us as a preferred source on Google »Dear Daddy, You can use dumbo, I love you, good morning, good night, sweet dreams. I love you to the moon and back, also get me a suvaneir! (sic) Love, Tatertot.
We can't even. Although we do suspect this little genius may have plotted the whole thing to guarantee a better pressie.