I do acknowledge that a lot of the these Catch 22s focus on food and eating...
I guess I'm obsessed.
10 Seriously GODDAMN Irritating Catch 22s of Pregnancy:
1. You can finally eat whatever you want, but you're sick as a dog and never want to look at food again.
2. You're a grown ass woman, who is adult enough to bring a child into the world but you've got people constantly monitoring what types of cheese you're eating.
3. All the foetus wants is oranges and bread, but the heartburn is PEAKING. Why does the foetus ALWAYS crave such heartburn-inducing stuff???
4. You're encouraged to eat up but then are constantly told your "HUUUUUUUGE". F*ck off everyone.
5. You're constantly reminded to "look after yourself" and "rest up" but then the toddler that resulted from your last pregnancy doesn't give a shit about your tiredness. Plus you've got a f*ck-ton of stuff to do before the baby arrives.
6. You're supposed to have a glow but instead you're just sweating ALL THE TIME.
7. Get pregnant and your hair looks amazing. However, you will also sweat so much that it is permanently greasy. Seriously, Mother Nature... SERIOUSLY?
8. People won't stop telling you to sleep now before the baby comes but you CAAAAAAAAN'T SLEEEEEEEEEP. Oh, the frustration of pregnancy insomnia.
9. You're super SUPER horny but you look like an egg with legs, and the Other Half wants NOTHING to do with you.
10. The hormones are driving you so crazy that you can't stop lashing out at the Other Half, but then you NEED the Other Half to help you put on your shoes....
