The hilarious test that will reveal if you’re REALLY ready for kids
There comes a time, whether due to wedding bells chiming or biological clocks ticking louder, when most couples start to ponder one of life’s biggest questions: “Are we ready to have a baby?” And if this is you, on the brink of thinking life is just a bundle of joy away from utter bliss, you […]
7 years ago
The 10 stages of getting out of my house on a Hell-Morning
Welcome to Hell…morning.
7 years ago
The 5 stages of wrestling a squirming child into a nappy
There’s plenty of questionable parenting I engage in from time to time. Nothing serious, just things I’d prefer other people didn’t witness, like giving chips to my son in restaurants in exchange for precisely 13 minutes of peace in which to consume my own meal (before I inevitably have to share it with him). The main […]
7 years ago
10 things you never EVER want to say to your toddler
My failings as a parent are pretty well-documented round these parts. I have no excuse for my lack of talent in the mothering department. Friends say that I’m being too hard on myself until I tell them about the time I found my son filling a bottle lid with water and preparing to drink it… […]
7 years ago
10 terrifying ways your toddler is like the worst boss you’ll ever have
We’ve all had terrible bosses at one time or another but most of us get to leave the boss at work. Having a toddler is like living with a tyrannical, micro-managing boss ALL the time. With that in mind, here are ten ways that a toddler is exactly like the worst boss you’ve ever worked […]
7 years ago
10 ways that I’ve abandoned all life effort since having a toddler
Nothing is the same.
7 years ago