Relationships & Sex

10 weird things no-one ever ever says about pregnant sex

10 weird things no-one ever ever says about pregnant sex

As pregnancy lasts for the best part of a year it seems unrealistic to expect to be celibate but what to expect during sex when you’re expecting? 10 weird things no one ever says about pregnant sex: 1. You might be too nauseous Especially at first. If you’re already feeling seasick permanently then rhythmic rocking […]

8 years ago

10 things every impregnator needs to know right now

10 things every impregnator needs to know right now

The Impregnator needs to first recognise and accept that right now (and for the foreseeable future) everything is his fault. Sure, maaaaaybe, at some point The Incubator said: “let’s have a baby!” But let us never forget that it was The Impregnator who pulled that trigger and put this vengeful foetus inside us. via GIPHY […]

8 years ago

10 rules of parental sex that new parents absolutely need to know about

10 rules of parental sex that new parents absolutely need to know about

So you’re parents now, and the landscape of your relationship has been altered forever. Among the myriad of questions facing new parents, you may find yourself wondering if it’s a bad sign that you and the other half are feeling more like platonic roommates than lovers since the baby arrived. Here to give you an […]

8 years ago