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5th August 2023
08:00am BST

By Joseph Loftus
Filippi offers three foolproof methods. Three ingenious disguises. The first of which she calls: “The Body Wash.” But just how do you do The Body Wash? Well as Filippi explains: “It doesn’t even matter what you’re doing, whatever time of day. Just be like ‘you know what, I feel a little sweaty, like I want a refresh. I’m gonna body shower’.” She continued: “Crank that [shower faucet] up. Now you have a sound cover and also a time cover for however long you need.” Amen sister.@ssiiena these are life long skills ok #boycrazy #sleepover #howto #shit #girlhacks ♬ original sound - Siena Filippi
The second method concocted by Filippi attempts a similar goal. This one is known as: “The Hair Dryer.”
She explains: “Just be like, ‘I need to fix my hair really quick. It’s getting really frizzy.” And just like that you head into the bathroom, whack the hair dryer on full blast, and go about your business.
However by far the most hilarious technique is number three, a routine she has coined ‘The Hammock’ and declares it is ‘the grossest of them all’.
Panning the camera round, Filippi shows viewers a long piece of toilet paper positioned in the centre of the bowl designed to soften the blow of a falling you know what, and to maximise toiletry sound proofing.